The Snap Count Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Dell gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
75%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dell, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.