The Dropped Pass Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Dell goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
90%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dell's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.