The Garbage-Time Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“Feaster is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Feaster tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
80%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Cardinals down to grief,
Feaster scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.