The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“Feaster gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Feaster gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Ref: "Number Feaster, that's a flag." Feaster: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
75%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Feaster's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.