The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Feaster gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Feaster's stadium. Only over Feaster.
87%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A used challenge flag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Cardinals down to grief,
Feaster scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.