The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Feaster gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
72%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Feaster, Feaster, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.