The Stuffed Run Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“Feaster gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- The broadcast shows Feaster on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- A mysterious flag erases Feaster's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
89%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Feaster's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.