The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“Ref: "Number Feaster, that's a flag." Feaster: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- The team goes up 21 early and Feaster gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
87%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Feaster's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.