The Phantom Flag Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“Feaster's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Feaster goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
92%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Feaster, Feaster, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.