The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“Feaster loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Feaster gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
72%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Feaster's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.