The Stuffed Run Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“Ref: "Number Feaster, that's a flag." Feaster: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Feaster's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
91%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Feaster drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.