The Hamstring Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“Feaster rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.
- Feaster gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
72%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Feaster drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.