The Snap Count Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Feaster's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Feaster will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
72%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Feaster drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.