The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Feaster gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Coach says Feaster is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Feaster finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
90%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Feaster's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.