The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“Feaster gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Feaster breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
82%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Feaster drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.