The Mystery Tweak Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“Feaster's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Feaster breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
89%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Feaster's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.