The Phantom Flag Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“Feaster gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- A mysterious flag erases Feaster's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Feaster's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
80%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Feaster drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.