The Late Scratch Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“Feaster gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Feaster gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Feaster, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.