The Stuffed Run Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“Feaster gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Feaster gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Feaster's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.