The Phantom Flag Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“Feaster gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- The team goes up 21 early and Feaster gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
90%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Feaster's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.