The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.
- Feaster will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
72%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Feaster's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.