The Fumble Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“Feaster sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Feaster will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
79%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Feaster drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.