The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“Feaster scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- The team goes up 21 early and Feaster gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
91%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Feaster drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.