The Hamstring Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“Feaster sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Feaster gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Feaster's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.