The Mystery Tweak Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“Feaster's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- The broadcast shows Feaster on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Feaster gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Feaster's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.