The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“Coach says Feaster is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Feaster loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
72%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a Browns fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Feaster, Feaster, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.