The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“Feaster will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.
- Feaster gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
87%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Feaster's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.