The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“Feaster is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Feaster sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
92%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Feaster drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.