The Mystery Tweak Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“Feaster sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Feaster gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
90%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Feaster's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.