The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“Feaster gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Coach says Feaster is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Feaster gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Feaster's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.