The Mystery Tweak Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Feaster's stadium. Only over Feaster.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Feaster runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
76%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Feaster's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.