The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Feaster's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Feaster's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
87%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A used challenge flag
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Cardinals down to grief,
Feaster scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.