The Garbage-Time Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Feaster gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Feaster is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
80%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Cardinals down to grief,
Feaster scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.