The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“Feaster runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Feaster gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Feaster's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.