The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“Ref: "Number Feaster, that's a flag." Feaster: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Feaster loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
89%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Feaster's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.