The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“Feaster rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Feaster gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Feaster drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.