The Late Scratch Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Feaster's stadium. Only over Feaster.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Feaster is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
85%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Feaster's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.