The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“Feaster is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Feaster's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
88%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Feaster, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.