The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“Feaster is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Feaster will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
88%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A used challenge flag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Feaster, Feaster, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.