The Stuffed Run Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“Feaster goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Feaster gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
87%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Feaster's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.