The Snap Count Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“Feaster gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Feaster finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
87%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Feaster, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.