The Garbage-Time Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“Feaster finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- A mysterious flag erases Feaster's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
78%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Feaster, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.