The Committee Backfield Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“Feaster is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Feaster's stadium. Only over Feaster.
75%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Feaster's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.