The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Rookie Hurst III gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Hurst III scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Hurst III tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
79%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Hurst III drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.