The Late Scratch Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Hurst III will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Hurst III sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Hurst III is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
82%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Hurst III's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.