The Dropped Pass Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“The QB looks at Hurst III exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Hurst III is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Hurst III scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
88%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Hurst III's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.