The Late Scratch Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Hurst III's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Rookie Hurst III gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Hurst III's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Hurst III was due a breakout.
73%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Hurst III drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.