The Inch-Short Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Rookie Hurst III gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- The broadcast shows Hurst III on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Hurst III's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
73%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Hurst III drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.