The Late Scratch Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Hurst III will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Hurst III sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Rookie Hurst III gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
85%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Hurst III drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.