The Butter-Finger Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Hurst III is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Hurst III goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- The QB looks at Hurst III exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
90%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Hurst III's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.